Boneyard 8-inch Cock Tool Kit Review

I’m back again with another review featuring a toy from Boneyard. I’ve already reviewed one of their chunky silicone cock rings, as well as a fierce set of oversize silicone anal balls. This latest item is another big toy: the Boneyard 8-inch 100% Silicone Cock Tool Kit! This kit was sent to me by Peepshow Toys in exchange for an honest review, so let’s see what it’s all about.

The focal point of this “kit” is the 8-inch silicone dildo, which is very very realistic. Of course, it was molded from an actual cock, and the dildo is loaded with detail! It might just be the most realistic-looking dildo I’ve seen, at least in awhile. More about the dildo model at the bottom of this review.

Let’s start at the top: the tip is swollen with well-defined edges. It’s smooth and curved, with the glans ridge offering lots of texture you’ll feel. It’s a big cock head. The piss hole is captured perfectly, too!  As we travel down the thick shaft, not only is it snaked with 3D veins and bulges, but you’ll even note the texture of the cock’s skin. Wow!

Two views of this thick silicone cock and a picture of the 3-piece kit as packaged

The already-thick shaft grows even girthier as we near the balls. Want some measurements? The dick is 8 inches long, with just over 7 inches of usable length. This is a thick cock!  The widest portion of the head has a diameter of nearly 2 inches. The upper part of the shaft measures 1.93″ and only gets chunkier: 2.45″ at the root.

The silicone is very firm, but not so solid you can’t bend it a bit. You can squeeze it slightly with your fingers (or hole), but it doesn’t have a whole lot of give. This dildo is definitely for those who like something super-solid and firm. The silicone is deep black, as is the matching handle and suction cup, both of which are removable.

The silicone cock and the handle and suction cup, which easily attach to the base

The 8″ Cock Kit contains the dildo itself, the wide no-frills suction cup with a metal prong that plugs into a hole in the base of the dick. Prefer the rippled 4.5-inch handle? Using an identical attachment system, you can easily plug it in and hold/manipulate the dong by hand…yours, or someone else’s.

Boneyard touts this silicone dildo as being usable with any type of lube, but I’d do a spot test on the handle/suction cup if you’re planning to use it with silicone lube, as some silicones react weirdly with other things made of silicone. I didn’t test it myself; I used it with both a water-based lube, and then a longer-lasting oil-based lube, due to this toy’s length and girth.

I’d definitely recommend this one to more experienced users due to its size. While the tip starts relatively easy, it spreads quickly and grows very bulbous. Once you get past the head, the shaft is even thicker, and continues to spread your hole the deeper the dildo goes.

While there’s an anal-safe ball sack (or partial ball sack, if you will) just past the root of the shaft, the actual three-piece kit contains both an attachable suction cup as well as a long rippled handle that is great for solo use and is designed for some serious thrusting if you choose to use this toy with a partner. In addition to the two attachments, you can leave the dildo unattached, and fit it onto a compatible harness. I suspect not only can you attach it through the hole in the base (if your harness has a suitable prong), but you could use the included suction cup and fit the silicone cock through a harness with a compatible O-ring style hook up.

While I didn’t try the Boneyard dick with a harness, I did use both the suction cup and the handle, with mixed results. Both attachments popped easily into the base of the dick, and held firmly once connected. While the suction cup is smooth and made of the same thick silicone as the dildo, I had a hard time getting it to stay properly attached to some of the surfaces I tested.

My photo of the Boneyard 8″ Cock with Suction Cup In Use

Granted, some surfaces typically work better than others when it comes to suction cups on sex toys, but I even had a time getting the toy to hold securely to my shower wall, or when positioned to a smooth hardwood floor. I suspect the weight of this toy has something to do with the hold, especially when using it jutting out from a vertical surface (like in the photo above). While you don’t necessarily need a tight grip when using a suction cup, it can be frustrating if the cup tends to pop loose while you’re trying to ease the toy into your hole. I even tried creating a better seal by wetting the surface of the cup, but even that didn’t seem to help the performance. Still, I was able to mount the dildo and make it work, but honestly the handle worked so much better for me, so I put the suction cup aside and stuck with the more user-friendly handle.

The handle is long (over 4.5 inches) and thick (1.5 inch diameter) and the grooved surface makes it very comfortable to hold. It makes it even easier to thrust, once you’re ready to take the 8-inch Silicone Cock to that level. The metal attachment—once in place—holds firm, and allows for some pretty vigorous fucking. You can either do this on your own, or hand the toy over to a trusted playmate and let them have a go at your hole.

Attach the textured silicone handle and hand it over to a playmate…

I only used this one on my own, but I really enjoyed the way the handle felt in my grip. While I didn’t get too nuts with this thing, due to its size, I loved the way it felt slowly sliding in and out of me, once I had become relaxed enough to work myself over in this way. The extra firm silicone, the rounded head, and the upwards-reaching curve in the broad shaft all work together for some really decent prostate stimulation, which is what I typically look for when I’m thrusting with a dildo…especially a realistic-looking and -feeling toy like this one. I wasn’t able to go balls-deep with this thing, but I got some really great sensations out of the portion I was able to use. And I like a toy that allows for room to expand my experience, the more I use it.

Honestly, I hope Boneyard considers releasing a version of this cock (or another one molded from a smaller, less imposing cock) in a shorter dildo. Rumor has it they have an even bigger version of this one (Peepshow is only currently stocking the 8-incher), but a smaller one could allow beginners or those who don’t need/want a huge cock to have a great experience. I’d actually love to see some other stand-alone toys that are compatible with this handle, to switch things up when I don’t want something that’s such a hole stretcher.

Still, if you are looking for another big realistic toy to add to your collection and have been hunting for a body-safe silicone dildo, this one is pretty good. I actually can’t wait to hand it over to a willing partner and allow him to fuck my hole, slow and deep. Until then, I’ll just keep practicing on my own.

Want your own Boneyard 8-inch 100% Silicone Cock Kit? Find it at Peepshow Toys using this link:

Be sure to read my review for another fun Boneyard anal toy: the Ass Ballz. Like this dildo, these are on the large side, so bear that in mind if you aren’t really up for something that’s going to spread your hole open during use. The Boneyard Ultimate Silicone Cock Ring is another one to check out. I look forward to trying more stuff from this up-and-coming company.

NOTE: the 8-inch cock molded from this dildo belongs to porn star Adam Killian. Want to see a full frontal nude that shows off the cock beautifully? You’re in luck, because he posted just such a photo on his Twitter account:

Click the photo of Adam Killian to see more detail of his cock and balls

And here’s a direct link to the tweet from @KillianAdam, if the tweet doesn’t display above.

Thanks to Peepshow Toys for letting me try out this big dick! Want to find more body-friendly sex toys available from this online retailer? I’ve done a bunch of reviews for them over the past several years and every one is linked (by category) in the sidebar on the right. You can stock up on lots of fun new toys, and even save 10% on your next order by using the coupon code allmalesextoys when checking out.

 

Browse the full Peepshow Toys online store to check out their entire collection

 

Product photos from Boneyard, except where indicated

 

FTC Notice: this product was provided free of charge by Peepshow Toys in exchange for an unbiased review.

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