REVIEW: Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator

Lest you think I’m giving my review in the title of this newest blog post, the name of this new toy I’m checking out is actually called Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator. It’s (big surprise) a penis vibrator from Orion and currently available from Peepshow Toys. Is it my new favorite penis vibrator? Well, let’s find out.

I’d never heard of the sex toy brand Orion before, but the vibrating penis massager looks pretty familiar. I’ve certainly tried a few of these wand-style massagers that have been designed with a head to accommodate the head and shaft of a penis. My own favorite penis vibrator is easily the Man Wand, another massager that was sent to me by Peepshow Toys back in 2019. That toy quickly became my favorite, mostly because it was so adept and making me cum: easily and effortlessly, every time. My favorite way to use the Man Wand is to keep it on a bedside table and use it to massage my cock through my underpants. The Man Wand has a powerful buzzy vibrator, so by keeping the boxer-briefs on I was able to temper the strong vibrations and enjoy the experience for a little while before the point of no return was reached and orgasm was achieved. I easily milked hundreds (and probably more) loads out of my dick with this thing, and I mention it here for context. I mean, how good can this My New Favorite Penis Vibrator be to match a toy that has worked so successfully for me for five years? Of course there were others too: the Fun Factory Manta, the Pulse Solo Lux, and the We-Vibe Wand but none of them found a place next to my bed.

The Orion massager showed up, and I unboxed it and got it charging so I could try it out. It’s as easy to charge as the Man Wand; simply use the included USB-style charger and slide the metal prong into the tiny pinhole at the back of the device. A light blinks off and on while it’s charging and turns solid when it’s ready to use. The wand itself has a nice chunky compact design, with a comfortable handle, three control buttons and a head that has the familiar “lobster claw” shape fashioned to deliver vibrations to the penis. The curved flaps on the massage head seem a bit longer than others I’ve tried, yet the space between them a bit more compact. Luckily the flaps are very flexible, so they should bend to accommodate those big thick dicks. The inside of the massage portion is gently ribbed with some lined texture. I should mention that the entire tool (save for a gold chrome embellishment on the handle) is coated in nice satiny silicone. This material is a mustard yellow color, not often seen in silicone sex toys. If nothing else, you could probably disguise sex toy by placing it around similarly-colored power tools. Its color definitely makes it easy to spot if you have a big box of silicone toys.

Once this was powered up, I do what I always do with the wand I typically use: I slid the curves of the attachment onto my bulge and turned the vibe on. This is easy to accomplish. You just press and hold the center button, which is conveniently embossed with the universal symbol for “power.” A green light comes on with the vibrator, which starts on its lowest speed. Now my usual vibrator revs to life on the highest setting, which is mainly the reason I like to keep my undergear on during sessions like these. The Orion starts low and seemed way too low for me, so I used the adjacent + button to crank up the power. I counted five different settings of steady/solid vibrations, and as you cycle up through them, this wand really starts to rumble! The entire toy vibrates, especially when the power is turned up. Even the knob-like handle was humming with vibrations, so of course I used it like a mortar and pestle, grinding the vibrating handle against my bulge. It felt nice.

I also noted that the back of the massager has an interesting crease where the two curves meet at the back. They could have designed this with a flat/smooth back, but I really like the idea of this indentation. If you’re a frenulum stimulator like I am, this little crevice can be worked over that sweet spot, and the two little ridges on the back are quite a bit more solid than the flappier flaps that make up the business end of this massager, though those tease the sweet spot nicely when it’s on a higher power. It’s nice to have some variety, at any rate. Since the whole toy hums and rumbles, be sure to come at all of your sensitive parts at different angles.

Sadly, the My New Favorite Penis Vibrator did not become my new favorite during these first few sessions. I am so used to the buzzy stimulation of my Man Wand that this Orion toy—while powerful—just wasn’t rumbly enough to push my cock to the point of nutting. It certainly felt good, but when you’re so used to something that works really well, it’s difficult to switch things up and make the same chain of events happen.

I enjoyed using this new wand to tease my cock, my balls, my nipples… honestly, try the ridge on the back of the wand if you have erect nipples that respond to stimulation. Actually, what responded mostly to the strong vibrations was my hand. After several minutes of working this thing over my bulge, my hand was quite tingly and pretty numb. I was kind of frustrated that it wouldn’t trip my trigger and make me cum, though.

On future uses I switched to the pattern vibrations, which is something I never use on the Man Wand, but there are some really solid options on this new masturbation toy. After using the + button to work through the five levels of steady vibrations, click the + again to segue into the five available patterns. Here are descriptions in the running order:

1. 1. Starts out as a sputter and grows steady before starting back to sputtering again
   2. An oscillating “revving” that goes from stronger to stronger
   3. Three long pulses followed by six shorter bursts
   4. A strong burst followed by faster taps
   5. A cycle of steady vibrations at two differing levels (I really like this one)

Even though the options are decent, I was ready to pack this thing away and go back to my old stand by. Until I reached for Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator when I was naked. I hadn’t even planned on using it, but when I clicked it on and touched it to my exposed cock, something unexpected happened: I immediately got rock hard and started to respond to the toy.

I am so used to wearing underwear when using the Man Wand, that I never gave it a thought when I was using the same moves with this newer gadget. Using the yellow massager directly on my cock felt wonderful, the rumbly vibes tickling the pleasure nerves. I easily achieved a decent climax with the wand, just using the steady vibes.

The next time I wanted to wank, I got naked and bypassed the five steady vibe settings and tried out the patterns (again). Without the underwear cockblocking the vibrations, everything felt so amazing! I like the fact that there’s a – button to backtrack through the ten different settings, so you can move back into a certain pulse pattern without having to shut the toy off and find it again.

And the ribbing inside the curved part of the toy feels very good when you’re actually stroking your cock, and not just the bulge. Add a little water-based lube to this part of the toy and things really start to feel good. I never use lube with my other vibrating cock toys, but slicking up this one heightens the experience. I’ve also found the Orion stroker makes me precum like crazy, so no need to use lube when the slippery stuff is leaking all over the silicone flaps. The fluttering flaps on my wet frenulum offer some great teasing when I want to ease up from the steadier stroking sensations.

I feel pretty stupid that it took me a few tries to find out how good this masturbator can feel, but I’m glad I switched things up and realized how different this toy is from my old stand by. They may look alike, but the method of delivery needs to be different (at least for me) depending on which one I’m using.

I’m not sure if this Orion massager will become as important to my jack off routine as the Man Wand is, but at least for now it’s got its own spot on the bedside table. With its squat handle that’s easy to hold, I’m looking forward to grabbing this thing the next time I give a guy head. I’ve managed to use massage wands like this to accentuate a blow job before and I’m guessing this Orion toy will make someone else feel good very soon.

Other things I want to mention: the massager holds a charge for awhile but didn’t give me much warning before it quit altogether, which is pretty common for toys like these. At least now I have more than one cock massager I can grab to finish the job if another one dies before I can cum. The Orion one charges easily in a fairly short time, so it shouldn’t be out of commission for long. Also, they bill this thing as “water resistant” (as opposed to waterproof) which means you really shouldn’t use it in the bath/shower/pool but that cleaning it up in the sink shouldn’t give you any worries. Just let it dry completely if you’re going to store it after washing up.

So yes, Orion…Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator is my new favorite. Now that I know what this thing can do, I am looking forward to many future sessions. I’m hoping if you give it a try, you’ll enjoy it as much as I did.

Get your own from Peepshow Toys using the following link:

• Your New Favorite Penis Vibrator from Orion

Peepshow Toys is stocking several toys from the Orion line, including a remote control thrusting butt plug that I will be reviewing shortly. There’s a prostate massager that looks interesting, as well as an all-in-one mini fuck machine that caught my eye, so Orion definitely seems like a company to keep an eye on.

Be sure to browse the entire Peepshow Toy online store to see what other body-safe sex toys, gear and lube catches your eye. You can read more reviews for Peepshow Toys products by using the links in the right-hand sidebar.

 

Product photos from Orion

 

FTC Notice: this product was provided free of charge by Peepshow Toys in exchange for an unbiased review.